Kids and the things they say

Eight-year-old Samantha was given a diary for a birthday gift. To her mother's amusement, on the personal information page, under the heading "Blood Type," she wrote: "Warm."

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My four-year-old cousin scared us one summer when he disappeared during our beach holiday. More than a dozen relatives banded together and searched the whole place. To our relief we eventually found Martin playing calmly near the cottages. "Listen to me, Martin," his mother said sharply. "From now on when you want to go some place, you tell Mommy first, okay?" Martin thought about that for a moment then said, "Disneyland."


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