When Terry's son was 5 they introduced him to a family favorite: sauerkraut and dumplings. He tried a few bites, then put down his fork and proclaimed: "I don't like this sour crap and dumb things!"
- from Danielle's mother Terry Hart of Superior, Wis.

Sarah, 4, loved to go to work with Carol, who had a small business. One day a customer was looking at a figurine of two rabbits sitting on a bench kissing. The customer asked Sarah what she thought of it. Very solemnly Sarah replied, "I didn't know rabbits could do CPR!"
- from Carol Morris of Auburn, Ind.

Twelve-year-old Rachel Kramer of La Quinta, Calif. tells this story. Her 9-year-old brother Phillip was reading the ingredients on a container of her make-up. "Not tested on animals," Phillip read. "Duhhhh. When do dogs wear blush?"

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Leceta Chisholm Guibault of Joliette, Canada, was spending the day at the lake with her daughter Kahleah, 2. It was a beautiful day and Kahleah was fascinated with all the activity on the lake, including a boat pulling a water skier in the distance. "Hey, Mom," Kahleah said, "look at that man trying to catch the boat!"

Erica, 4, was sitting next to her Grampa on the couch. She kept glancing sideways at his enormous pot belly. "You know, Grampa," Erica said, "you have a big belly." Grampa, amused by the comment, played along. "Yes," he said, "that's because before I came over here to visit I ate a watermelon." Erica very seriously answered, "Next time you should cut it first."
- from Erica's mother, Audrey of Taunton, Mass.

Sources: Funnykids and Kidwarmers

3 Comments:

 DearestWarrior said...

In Manila,it is customary to leave some loose change after dining in a restaurant as a token of appreciation to the attending waiter.

When Miko, my son, age 4, and I were leaving the the dining place, I noticed that he was holding the money I left for the waiter.

I asked him, "From where did you take that money?"

Innocently, he replied, "You forgot to take it and I am returning it back to you."

 AsianSmiles said...

lols dearest warrior.

 sunnyday said...

Jaybee, thanks for passing by; I'll check out your blog sometime!

Greg, the list of 11-year-olds' answers to the science test questions was hilarious! Hope to see more of that...

Hey warrior & asiansmiles! That's so cute of miko =)