Jodi's family recently vacationed in the Dominican Republic.  It was
quite an experience for Zack, 8, and Brooklyn, 6, and they especially liked
helping to tip the maid, bartenders, tour guides, bus drivers, etc.  On the
way back home, once the plane had landed, Zack loudly asked his Dad, "Do we
have to tip the pilot now, too?!"  -- Jodi (mother of Zack and Brooklyn) of
Ontario, Canada

Quinn, 2, saw a picture of the Statue of Liberty.  She pointed to the
picture and said, "Look, Mommy -- she has to hold her ice cream up so Tyson
(the family dog) doesn't get it!"  -- Angela Cox (mother of Quinn) of Lee's
Summit, Missouri

Elizabeth was babysitting for a family with five children.  While
getting dinner ready one night she asked Andrew, 4, what kind of vegetable
he would like with dinner -- green beans or brussel sprouts.  "I want the
muscle sprouts!" he said.  "Muscle sprouts make you strong!"  -- Elizabeth
Ely of Trumbull, Connecticut

Mark, 2, had just finished another art masterpiece.  "Let's give it to
Daddy," his mother suggested.  "How about we write 'To Daddy, Love Mark' at
the top?"  Mark shook his head and corrected her.  "No, Mommy," he said
firmly.  "One Daddy loves Mark."  -- Julie Kelsey (mother of Mark) of
Germantown, Maryland

* From Kidwarmers

2 Comments:

 AsianSmiles said...

lols... i like the "To Daddy" most!

 sunnyday said...

Me, I like the "muscle sprouts" most heehee. It reminds me of the "bikinis" (zucchinis)!