Sylvia, 5, was talking with her father about the Mississippi River. Sylvia asked, "Is there
a Mister-sippi River?"  -- Jodi Villarreal (mother of Sylvia) of St. Paul, Minnesota

Christopher, 4, had been having a tough time behaving.  At bedtime, he asked for a
candy bar.  His mother said, "You may have one bite of a candy bar.  If you behave
better tomorrow, you can eat more of the candy bar." She handed him the candy
bar.  Christopher put his hands together and prayed, "God, make my mouth big
because I only get one bite tonight!"  -- Lisa (mother of Christopher) of Syracuse,
New York

Rose Ann tells about a friend of hers who was driving to a wedding reception
with her son, daughter-in-law and her two small grandchildren. They were in the
car after the wedding, on the way to the reception, when the youngest said,
"Daddy, are we on the way to the conception!"  -- Rose Ann of South Lyon, Michigan

2 Comments:

 AsianSmiles said...

lols.
kids, such a joy!

 sunnyday said...

Yeah. Their innocence and candidness can really crack us up sometimes!