Jackson, 2, was playing in the living room with his 9-month-old
brother Woody.  When Woody put a bug in his mouth, Jackson went
to tell his mother.  She, of course, was quite upset. Jackson
then told her, "But Mom, I told him to chew it good!"  
-- from Holly (mother of Jackson and Woody) of Georgia

* * *

Myrtle's friend, who was very pregnant, was discussing when her
baby would be delivered. Myrtle's 3-year-old daughter was listening
in on the conversation and she asked, "Mommy, is she going to the
hospital to get her baby or is the doctor going to deliver it?"  
-- from Anita Burney (of Kansas) who says her mother, Myrtle, told
her that story many times.

* * *

Kim, 9, had a school project that required her to make a family
tree poster.  Her great-grandfather was half Indian, so Kim and her
mother (Sandra) had a discussion about what percentage of Indian
she is.  Sandra tried to explain that Kim's grandmother would be
one-fourth, Sandra one-eighth and Kim would be one-sixteenth.
Kim said, "No, Mom, you don't understand.  I want to know what
part of me is Indian. Is it my arm, leg or what?"  
-- from Sandra Hatton of Bruceville, Indiana

* * *

Mallory, 3, and grandma were playing when Mallory wanted to listen
to some music. She noticed some old 33 1/3 rpm records that had
Disney characters on the cover.  She was curious and had to open
one. Upon pulling the record out of the sleeve, she said, "Boy,
Grandma, this is a really big CD!"  
-- from Ryan and Dawn Jackson (parents of Mallory) of 
Kendallville, Indiana

Karl, and his stepson, Joey, 4, went to get haircuts. Back at home,
Karl was joking with Joey and said, "I thought you were going to
get your hair cut just like mine." Joey immediately said. "But
Mommy didn't tell them to cut it like yours ... Mommy, next time
we go, you tell them to cut my hair just like Daddy's and make
sure they cut out that spot in the back, too!" 
-- from Lorilee Sichelstiel of Frederick, Md.

3 Comments:

 Raheel Lakhani said...

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 sunnyday said...

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